There, he finds his wife in bed, completely naked, panting and sweating. She looks at him, shocked:
— Oh… darling, you came home early!
He frowned.
— Why are you naked? And why is everything in such a mess downstairs?
She stammers:
— I was… uh… doing yoga! Yes, yoga! It’s a new relaxation technique.
Suddenly, a sneeze comes from the wardrobe.
The husband slowly approaches, opens the door… and discovers his friend Jean-Claude, completely naked, bent double.
Furious, the husband shouts:
— Jean-Claude?! Is that your way of doing yoga?!
Jean-Claude, without missing a beat, replied:
— Dude, I assure you, I was just in the “placardasana” position… It’s very trendy in India.
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