Season 5 poster
26 episodes

The Facts of Life - Season 5

First aired Sep 21, 1983Season 5

Browse all 26 episodes in this season, including available images, air dates, runtimes, ratings and episode summaries from TMDB.

Episodes

No episode image

Episode 1

Brave New World (1)

NR
Sep 21, 1983

Jo and Blair have a hard time adjusting to college.

No episode image

Episode 2

Brave New World (2)

NR
Sep 21, 1983

Ms Garret decides to re-open an abandoned department store and turn it into her own.

No episode image

Episode 3

Gamma Gamma or Bust

NR
Sep 28, 1983

Blair is dying to join the sorority that's she pledging and she volunteers Mrs. Garrett to be the caterer for a rush party. However, when Mrs. Garrett begins making Mexican before consulting Blair, who wanted Chinese, Blair fires her without a second thought.

No episode image

Episode 4

Just My Bill

NR
Oct 12, 198330 min

Jo's been dating, Bill, a plain guy who attends the same college as she does, but when she learns that he's a rich kid, Jo becomes resentful and angry that he didn't tell her the whole truth about himself.

No episode image

Episode 5

What Price Glory?

NR
Oct 19, 1983

Tootie's new boyfriend, Jeff, is the star football player on the football team at Eastland. However, she learns a startling secret that he's been keeping, he's illiterate. She now must decide whether or not to encourage his behavior of having other kids do his work for him.

No episode image

Episode 6

The Halloween Show

NR
Oct 26, 1983

A strange man tells the girls that years ago a murder occurred in the shop. Later, when the girls see Mrs. Garret with a knife they assume that she's possessed by the murderer's spirit and is out to get them.

No episode image

Episode 7

Advance Placement

NR
Nov 2, 1983

Natalie is allowed to enroll in a college course at Langley College and she quickly gets an overblown ego which quickly threatens her friendships with Blair, Jo and Tootie. Things get even worse when she learns that if she can keep her grade point average up she will be allowed to graduate early and enroll at Langley in the fall.

No episode image

Episode 8

I'm Dancing as Fast as I Can

NR
Nov 9, 1983

For a birthday surprise, the girls take Mrs. Garrett to a club featuring male exotic dancers, but the one who's in for the real surprise is Blair.

No episode image

Episode 9

Small but Dangerous

NR
Nov 16, 1983

Streetwise Kelly alleges that the vandalism of Edna's Edibles was the work of a local gang, but Jo decides to investigate.

No episode image

Episode 10

Store Games

NR
Nov 30, 1983

Mrs. Garrett is slowly losing business to a competitor, Pete Dawson. However, Natalie, with the help of her computer, breaks into his computer and alters his recipes.

No episode image

Episode 11

The Second Time Around

NR
Dec 14, 198330 min

Jo begins seeing sparks between her divorced parents and immediately hopes they get back together. However, her hopes quickly become dashed when she learns that her father is planning to marry another woman.

No episode image

Episode 12

The Christmas Show

NR
Dec 21, 1983

The holidays bring joy to the girls when they all plan on going home for Christmas but when Jo's mother temporarily moves to Miami, Jo is stuck in Peekskill.

No episode image

Episode 13

The Chain Letter

NR
Dec 28, 1983

While Mrs. Garrett frets over an inspection by the Board of Health, the girls get involved with a chain letter and ignore their responsibilities.

No episode image

Episode 14

Next Door

NR
Jan 4, 1984

A young boy enters Edna's Edibles and Tootie befriends him and learns that he lives next door. She also learns that his mother works all day and leaves him home alone and tells him never to leave their apartment and when a gas leak is detected on the block the young boy won't budge.

No episode image

Episode 15

Crossing the Line

NR
Jan 11, 198430 min

Natalie starts dating a black guy, and Tootie thinks that Natalie hates him because of his color.

No episode image

Episode 16

All or Nothing

NR
Jan 18, 1984

Newly elected board member Jo tackles the regents of Langley when they vote to cut academic scholarships in favor of a scoreboard nobody wants.

No episode image

Episode 17

A Death in the Family

NR
Feb 1, 198430 min

The girls are shaken by the sudden death of Natalie's father and wonder how to ease her pain.

No episode image

Episode 18

Big Fish/Little Fish

NR
Feb 8, 198430 min

Blair is distraught when she discovers that Jo has taken her place in popularity on campus. This leads to an argument between the two that ends with Jo refusing Blair's help for planning a party.

No episode image

Episode 19

Star at Langley

NR
Feb 15, 198430 min

Blair and her boyfriend, Cliff, are serious at least Cliff thinks so but Blair pushes him away. Meanwhile, a movie star, Heather Hunt, is visiting Peekskill and quickly Blair finds herself competing with her for Cliff's attentions.

No episode image

Episode 20

Dream Marriage

NR
Feb 22, 1984

A marriage proposal from Blair's boyfriend prompts her to begin dreaming about the future for herself and her friends.

No episode image

Episode 21

Mother and Daughter

NR
Feb 29, 198430 min

Tootie's mother comes to Eastland for a visit, and the fact that Tootie doesn't communicate with her mother becomes apparent. Her mother quickly realizes there are many things she doesn't know about her daughter and wants to have an open relationship with Tootie but will Tootie allow that?

No episode image

Episode 22

All by Herself

NR
Mar 14, 1984

Geri is in charge of organizing a charity auction but makes her first mistake by making Blair her assistant. Blair quickly takes over and begins doing things without consulting Geri. Geri in turn fires her and makes her second mistake, not accepting any help from from anyone.

No episode image

Episode 23

Seems Like Old Times

NR
Mar 21, 198430 min

Jo is surprised when her ex-boyfriend, Eddie, who just got out of the Navy, makes a surprise visit. However, Jo isn't the only one who's in for a surprise when Tootie discovers a shocking secret that Eddie's been keeping.

No episode image

Episode 24

Joint Custody

NR
May 2, 1984

Mrs. Garrett's son, Raymond stops by Edna's Edibles for a visit and brings along his wife, Doris, whom he has been having marital problems with. This gets Mrs. Garrett and the girls worried about the future of the shop especially since Raymond and Doris have been talking about a divorce.

No episode image

Episode 25

The Way We Were (1)

NR
May 9, 1984

Another school year has come to an end and all the girls are preparing or their summer vacation. They each reminisce about the last six years they have spent together (via flashbacks). However, leaving one another on good terms is something that may not happen when an accident causes yet another rift between Jo and Blair.

No episode image

Episode 26

The Way We Were (2)

NR
May 9, 1984

Flashbacks and memories of the past continue as the girls finish getting ready for their summer vacations. However, saying goodbye to one another appears to be easy for all them especially since fights are brewing between Blair and Jo and Natalie and Tootie.