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23 episodes

Two and a Half Men - Season 10

First aired Sep 27, 2012Season 10

Walden and Alan navigate friendship, fatherhood, and fleeting fame while trying (and failing) to get their personal lives together.

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Community reviews for Two and a Half Men, shown here with its season details.

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Ibraheem...

6.0

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't.

Episodes

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Episode 1

I Changed My Mind About the Milk

5.0
Sep 27, 201221 min16 votes

Walden plans a big surprise for Zoey's birthday.

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Episode 2

A Big Bag of Dog

5.7
Oct 4, 201220 min15 votes

Zoey and Walden break up, causing Walden to experience a breakdown.

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Episode 3

Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt

5.5
Oct 11, 201221 min17 votes

Alan and Lyndsey decide to spice things up in the bedroom.

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Episode 4

You Do Know What the Lollipop's For

6.1
Oct 18, 201221 min16 votes

Walden starts to feel his age when a friend's daughter comes to town.

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Episode 5

That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam

5.9
Oct 25, 201220 min14 votes

Despite Alan's warnings, Walden starts dating Rose.

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Episode 6

Ferrets, Attack!

5.6
Nov 1, 201220 min15 votes

Walden must choose between Zoey and Rose.

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Episode 7

Avoid the Chinese Mustard

5.4
Nov 8, 201221 min19 votes

When Walden gets tired of the complications that come with a traditional relationship, he hires an actress to be his girlfriend; Jake plans a rendezvous with Missi (Miley Cyrus) at the beach house.

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Episode 8

Something My Gynecologist Said

5.9
Nov 15, 201221 min14 votes

Alan feels reluctant to make a commitment to Lyndsey, but an unexpected source inspires him; Walden enjoys being the boy-toy of a wealthy older woman.

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Episode 9

I Scream When I Pee

5.6
Nov 29, 201220 min18 votes

Alans famous ex-wife, Kandi, wants to reconcile; when Berta isn't interested in celebrating her birthday, Walden tries to make her day special.

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Episode 10

One Nut Johnson

6.3
Dec 6, 201221 min15 votes

Alan helps Walden create a new identity so he can avoid women who are only interested in his money.

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Episode 11

Give Santa a Tail-Hole

6.0
Dec 13, 201222 min13 votes

Walden juggles his two identities; Alan ends up alone on Christmas.

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Episode 12

Welcome to Alancrest

5.9
Jan 3, 201322 min13 votes

Alan invests Walden's money in Kate's fashion line; leading a double life takes its toll on Walden.

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Episode 13

Grab a Feather and Get in Line

4.7
Jan 10, 201321 min16 votes

Alan and Walden go to Kate's fashion show in New York so Walden can reveal the truth about his identity.

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Episode 14

Run, Steven Staven! Run!

6.0
Jan 31, 201321 min14 votes

Alan is faced with relationship trouble when he does not give Lyndsey a key to the beach house; Walden, Alan, Herb and Billy commiserate about relationships.

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Episode 15

Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It

6.1
Feb 7, 201321 min15 votes

When Jake brings his 36-year-old girlfriend home for a visit, Alan is concerned; Walden tries to hide something from Alan.

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Episode 16

Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby

5.8
Feb 14, 201321 min13 votes

Depressed on Valentine's Day, Walden tries to talk Kate into giving him another chance; Alan's holiday plans go south.

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Episode 17

Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries

6.1
Feb 21, 201321 min13 votes

When Walden runs into his ex and they start talking about getting back together, Alan worries that she is not good enough.

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Episode 18

The 9:04 from Pemberton

5.8
Mar 7, 201321 min12 votes

After a fight with Walden, Alan decides to move in with Herb.

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Episode 19

Big Episode. Someone Stole a Spoon

5.4
Mar 14, 201321 min14 votes

Alan and Walden end up partying too hard as they try to cheer up Herb.

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Episode 20

Bazinga! That's from a TV Show

5.2
Apr 4, 201321 min16 votes

Walden and Alan are caught in the crossfire when Jake cheats on his girlfriend (Jaime Pressly) with her 18-year-old daughter.

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Episode 21

Another Night with Neil Diamond

5.0
Apr 25, 201321 min14 votes

Alan has a difficult time coping when Lyndsey breaks up with him.

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Episode 22

My Bodacious Vidalia

5.8
May 2, 201321 min12 votes

With encouragement from Walden, Alan decides to update his look; Alan is faced with a moral dilemma when he attracts a married woman.

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Episode 23

Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

5.7
May 9, 201322 min15 votes

Walden dates an attractive 22-year-old (Hilary Duff), but ends up being more interested in her grandmother (Marilu Henner); Jake and Alan go on a trip.