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16 episodes

Two and a Half Men - Season 12

First aired Oct 30, 2014Season 12

In the final season, Walden and Alan take drastic (and hilarious) steps to redefine family, love, and what it means to finally grow up.

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Community reviews for Two and a Half Men, shown here with its season details.

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Ibraheem...

6.0

The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't.

Episodes

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Episode 1

The Ol' Mexican Spinach

5.7
Oct 30, 201421 min19 votes

After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.

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Episode 2

A Chic Bar in Ibiza

5.2
Nov 6, 201421 min20 votes

Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.

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Episode 3

Glamping in a Yurt

5.4
Nov 13, 201421 min17 votes

Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.

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Episode 4

Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

5.3
Nov 20, 201421 min18 votes

A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.

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Episode 5

Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.

5.4
Nov 27, 201421 min18 votes

Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.

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Episode 6

Alan Shot a Little Girl

5.6
Dec 4, 201421 min18 votes

Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.

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Episode 7

Sex with an Animated Ed Asner

5.3
Dec 11, 201421 min19 votes

Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.

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Episode 8

Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey

5.6
Dec 18, 201421 min18 votes

Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.

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Episode 9

Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

5.6
Jan 8, 201521 min17 votes

Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.

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Episode 10

Here I Come, Pants!

5.5
Jan 15, 201521 min18 votes

Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.

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Episode 11

For Whom the Booty Calls

5.2
Jan 22, 201521 min14 votes

Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.

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Episode 12

A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

5.4
Jan 29, 201521 min17 votes

When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.

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Episode 13

Boompa Loved His Hookers

5.3
Feb 5, 201521 min18 votes

Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.

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Episode 14

Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

5.6
Feb 12, 201521 min16 votes

After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.

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Episode 15

Of Course He's Dead (1)

4.5
Feb 19, 201518 min25 votes

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?

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Episode 16

Of Course He's Dead (2)

5.1
Feb 19, 201521 min19 votes

Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?