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6.0Ibraheem...
The same story all over again, in almost every episode. Tedious, yet there are some great jokes. You would hope it will get better in the next season, it doesn't.
19 episodes
Two and a Half Men - Season 5
First aired Sep 24, 2007Season 5
Charlie finds himself in unfamiliar territory with real feelings, Alan keeps stumbling through relationships, and Jake edges from boyhood into teenage antics.
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Community reviews for Two and a Half Men, shown here with its season details.
Episodes
Episode 1
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Sep 24, 200720 min15 votes
Jake is getting ready to start a new school as he graduates to Junior High. Alan and Charlie take him school shopping and find themselves in trouble.
Episode 2
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Oct 1, 200722 min16 votes
Charlie acts strange after spending an evening with his mother, and a woman Alan slept with behaves oddly the next morning.
Episode 3
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Oct 8, 200721 min16 votes
Alan convinces Charlie that he needs to date more respectable women and sets him up with a judge. The two double date and their waitress happens to be one of Charlie's ex-girlfriends. Charlie's date backfires the following morning, when he ends up in court in front of the judge.
Episode 4
City of Great Racks
Oct 15, 200722 min15 votes
Charlie and Linda get closer to consummating their relationship, but Charlie has trouble focusing when he begins to see Rose's face everywhere he turns.
Episode 5
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Oct 22, 200722 min14 votes
Charlie has to come up with ways to keep his girlfriend's 4-year-old amused; Alan becomes a test subject.
Episode 6
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Oct 29, 200721 min17 votes
Charlie's girlfriend is embrassed to go out in public with him. Meanwhile, Jake sneaks out to attend a concert.
Episode 7
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Nov 5, 200720 min14 votes
After Alan and Charlie have a fight about Alan's role in the house. Alan packs Jake up and moves in with his mother.
Episode 8
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Nov 12, 200720 min14 votes
Charlie writes a children's song and finds success as Charlie Waffles. The children love him and the mothers seem to as well. Charlie's new found fame irritates Alan.
Episode 9
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Nov 19, 200720 min14 votes
Charlie fights his attraction for Teddy's daughter.
Episode 10
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Nov 26, 200722 min13 votes
Alan finds out that Charlie stole his girlfriend and works on a plan to get back at Charlie, even though this happened when they were in high school.
Episode 11
Meander to Your Dander
Mar 17, 200822 min12 votes
When Alan finds himself wanting to break up with a woman, Charlie offers his expertise.
Episode 12
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Mar 24, 200822 min13 votes
Rose returns from England, and plays nurse rather oddly for an ill Charlie.
Episode 13
The Soil Is Moist
Mar 31, 200820 min12 votes
Alan finds out some surprising information about Judith's sex life when he decides to go on a date with one of her friends.
Episode 14
Winky-Dink Time
Apr 14, 200822 min11 votes
Charlie double-dates with Jake and fixes Alan up with a hooker.
Episode 15
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Apr 21, 200821 min13 votes
Alan feels Charlie is unable to control his womanizing ways.
Episode 16
Look at Me Mommy, I'm Pretty
Apr 28, 200822 min13 votes
Alan makes wedding plans for Evelyn and Teddy, while Charlie figures out how to get more acquainted with his future step-sister.
Episode 17
Fish in a Drawer
May 5, 200821 min18 votes
CSIs investigate a death at Charlie's house.
Episode 18
If My Hole Could Talk
May 12, 200821 min13 votes
Charlie's attracted to an older self-help author. Alan and Jake clash over a project for school.
Episode 19
Waiting for the Right Snapper
May 19, 200822 min13 votes
When Charlie meets Angie's soon to be daughter-in-law, he realizes it's not for the first time.