82 episodes

Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 7

First aired Mar 30, 2011Season 7

Browse all 82 episodes in this season, including available images, air dates, runtimes, ratings and episode summaries from TMDB.

Episodes

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Episode 1

Payneful Resolution Resolution

NR
Mar 30, 201130 min

CJ and Janine deal with marriage issues after CJ kisses her friend, Monica. Meanwhile, Calvin gets out of jail and Miranda has the baby. Janine asks for a divorce after CJ starts to go out of control on barking at Malik after he confronts CJ about kissing Monica, Jazmine told Malik when she overheard and saw CJ and Janine arguing

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Episode 2

Growing Paynes

NR
Mar 30, 201130 min

Jazmine starts wearing make-up and hanging out with the wrong crowd. Curtis and Ella have a weight loss competition. CJ and Janine reconcile when they see how their kids need them and how much they love each other.

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Episode 3

Payne Protection

NR
Apr 6, 201130 min

Malik gets ready for college. The men offer him advice and buy him condoms.

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Episode 4

Payneful Visit

NR
Apr 6, 201130 min

Claretha reveals she has leukemia. Miranda's cousin Vanessa hooks up with Calvin's friend.

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Episode 5

Where There's a Will, There's a Way

NR
Apr 13, 201130 min

After the death of a young firefighter, Ella decides it's time for Curtis and Ella to do a will. Meanwhile, Miranda's mom pays a visit.

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Episode 6

Epic Fail

NR
Apr 13, 201130 min

Ella is overwhelmed and falls behind in her studies due to church duties, household duties, taking care of Curtis and the rest of the family. Ella fails a test she needed to graduate and she snaps on the family. Meanwhile, Calvin realize it's the day of their anniversary, and he pretend he didn't forget.

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Episode 7

Praying for Attention

NR
Apr 20, 201130 min

Jazmine prays to pass a test and no longer wants to apply herself. Meanwhile, Calvin grows jealous of the baby.

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Episode 8

Shout Out

NR
Apr 20, 201130 min

CJ and Janine go to marriage counseling. Then try the therapists way. But in the end they yell and scream at each other and they feel better. CJ sexes up the reunion between him and Janine. Meanwhile, Ella misses her graduation because she has to take Claretha to the hospital.

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Episode 9

Love Thy Neighbor

NR
Apr 27, 201130 min

The family befriends a sex offender who moves into the neighborhood and all hell breaks loose when they find out his secret. Meanwhile, CJ and Janine decide to heed the advice of the marriage counselor. They go on a journey to find a hobby the two of them can share.

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Episode 10

Dream Girls

NR
Apr 27, 201130 min

A music producer wants to sign Jazmine. Meanwhile, Calvin is embarrassed about his new job as a grocery store manager.

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Episode 11

A Payneful Night Out

NR
May 4, 201130 min

Curtis and Ella decide to intervene when they see Janine and Roland at dinner until C.J. shows up with a woman. Meanwhile, Miranda goes on a grooming strike.

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Episode 12

Payneful Assistance

NR
May 4, 201130 min

Miranda gets cooking advice after she makes a horrible dinner for Ella's club. Meanwhile, Curtis gets his tonsils pulled and can't talk.

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Episode 13

House of Awkward

NR
May 11, 201130 min

C.J. is offered a promotion making him Janine and Roland's boss. Meanwhile, while packing the house Curtis finds a bag of weed in an old box of his and Floyd smokes the weed. Calvin asks Curtis to babysit and Curtis ends up babysitting Christian and Floyd.

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Episode 14

Brain Payne

NR
May 11, 201130 min

Jayden may have autism. Janine blames herself. Meanwhile, Curtis lives by the rules of the bible.

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Episode 15

Foster Paynes

NR
May 18, 201130 min

Ella brings home a troubled youth from the Help Center. Meanwhile, Janine and Miranda compete to get in a competitive day care.

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Episode 16

Talented Paynes

NR
May 18, 201130 min

As Claretha secretly deals with the possibilty of losing her home, the family participates in a talent show. Calvin and Miranda combine their unique talents for the show.

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Episode 17

Going, Going, Gone

NR
May 25, 201130 min

Janine is on the brink of a breakdown. Deshawn gets a lesson in the negro baseball league.

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Episode 18

Mother's Day Out

NR
Jun 1, 201130 min

Deshawn's mother shows up at the Paynes'; C.J. upgrades Janine's wedding ring.

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Episode 19

So Hard to Say Goodbye

NR
Jun 8, 201130 min

Malik goes off to college; Miranda is overwhelmed when Calvin Jr. visits.

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Episode 20

Payneful Rescue

NR
Jun 15, 201130 min

The aftershocks of a fire impact Miranda and Calvin; Tracie and her new boyfriend show up at the hospital causing a huge argument. In the ending moments, the baby seems to be fine.

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Episode 21

A Mother's Payne

NR
Oct 21, 201130 min

Ella's mother and sister Evie visit, and Ella experiences the effects of their mother's disease; Janine texts C.J. a sexy picture of herself.

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Episode 22

Up from the Ashes

NR
Oct 21, 201130 min

Calvin finds out that Tracie checked Calvin Jr. out of the hospital. Calvin and Miranda try to find a place to stay.

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Episode 23

The Payne Gang

NR
Oct 28, 201130 min

Curtis, Ella, and Floyd try to bring DeShawn a reality check when he wants to join a gang. C.J. and Calvin tussle over their living arrangements.

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Episode 24

The Gifted and the Grout

NR
Oct 28, 201130 min

DeShawn is placed in a gifted-students program to avoid being expelled from school; Calvin and Miranda hire a contractor to repair their condo.

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Episode 25

Do the Fight Thing

NR
Nov 4, 201130 min

DeShawn bullies a classmate and gets into trouble; Miranda and Janine fight over petty things.

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Episode 26

1096

NR
Nov 4, 201130 min

C.J. forgets Janine's 3-years-sober anniversary; Ella gets DeShawn an ugly outfit for school-picture day.

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Episode 27

Number Five's Fight

NR
Nov 11, 201130 min

After budget cuts force C.J. to lay off firefighters, Roland must use his PR skills to avoid altercations; Calvin and Miranda want to move upstairs.

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Episode 28

The Best Surprise

NR
Nov 11, 201130 min

Calvin and Miranda plan Calvin Jr.'s birthday party; Curtis and Ella have trouble with the Homeowners Association.

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Episode 29

Working Paynes

NR
Nov 18, 201130 min

C.J. hires Calvin, whose performance is disappointing; bored with retirement, Curtis takes up painting.

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Episode 30

Curtis Jefferson

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Nov 18, 201130 min

Curtis wakes up as a Jefferson.

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Episode 31

Dead Wrong

NR
Nov 25, 201130 min

Miranda frets over her unemployment; C.J. looks into firefighter response times.

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Episode 32

The Rich and Payneless

NR
Nov 25, 201130 min

Calvin is allowed supervised visits; Ella's friend Felicia visits.

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Episode 33

Mentoring Paynes

NR
Dec 2, 201130 min

Janine sponsors a young girl; Curtis and Ella become DeShawn's foster parents.

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Episode 34

Roommate Paynes

NR
Dec 2, 201130 min

C.J. and Janine are not comfortable with Malik's roommate; Claretha tries alternative cancer-fighting treatments

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Episode 35

Pledging Paynes

NR
Dec 30, 201130 min

Malik gets hazed.

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Episode 36

Help Me, Ella

NR
Dec 30, 201130 min

Ella becomes director of the center; Malik mulls dropping out.

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Episode 37

Paynefully Fit

NR
Jan 6, 201230 min

Curtis becomes a contestant on Paynefully Fit, while Deshawn get advice about girls.

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Episode 38

Do the Hustle

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Jan 6, 201230 min

Miranda's new client hits on her while the family honors Curtis.

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Episode 39

No More Payne

NR
Jan 13, 201230 min

Miranda takes over renovating the condo while Calvin and Deshawn bond.

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Episode 40

God Bless the Paynes

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Jan 13, 201230 min

The Paynes say goodbye while praising God in church.

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Episode 41

Do Or Die

NR
Jan 20, 201230 min

The family gets ready to have one last Sunday dinner at Curtis and Ella's

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Episode 42

R.I.P - Rest In Payne

NR
Jan 20, 201230 min

Calvin battles for his life at the hospital. Ella's unwavering faith won't let the family get down

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Episode 43

Payneful Survival

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Jan 27, 201230 min

The Payne family waits for Calvin to wake up, but the fight isn't over. Curtis decides not to move.

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Episode 44

Payneful Recovery

NR
Jan 27, 201230 min

Calvin might get discharged from the hospital after he finally awakened. Curtis attempts to mortgage his house for money to pay Calvin's medical bills.

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Episode 45

House of Nightmares

NR
Feb 3, 201230 min

Calvin has nightmares about being shot and is uncomfortable at home with Miranda who is overwhelmed with caring for an ailing husband, two kids, a career and home. Ella and Curtis are worried that Calvin isn't receiving proper care and wants him to move in with them. Curtis prepares the house for Calvin.

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Episode 46

In Payne

NR
Feb 3, 201230 min

A depressed Calvin admits to Ella that he think he would have been better off dead. The family is very concerned and Curtis has a heart to heart with Calvin. Deshawn's mother visits and wants Deshawn back. Deshawn decides to go live with her.

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Episode 47

Payback

NR
Feb 10, 201230 min

Calvin plans to get revenge on Travis Harris for shooting him. Curtis makes plans with Ella then pretends to be sick when he gets tickets to a baseball game. When footage of Curtis at the game is aired, Curtis does everything he can to keep Ella from finding out.

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Episode 48

Daddy Day Scare

NR
Feb 10, 201230 min

C.J. is left to look after the twins during the big game. Ella gets in the way of Calvin's transition back home.

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Episode 49

Pills and Thrills

NR
Feb 17, 201230 min

Calvin is invited back to work, then decides he isn't ready and doesn't show. Floyd has a new girlfriend who looks awfully familiar to Curtis. Curtis realizes he knew the girlfriend, when she was a man.

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Episode 50

Scars of Payne

NR
Feb 17, 201230 min

Ella runs a gun buy back program at the Help Center that is threatened by rival gang members. Curtis, bored, wants to volunteer at the Help Center and causes mischief.

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Episode 51

Payne vs. Payne

NR
Feb 17, 201230 min

Curtis runs for neighborhood watch president. C.J. helps until he realizes he disagrees with some of Curtis's policies. When Curtis challenges C.J., C.J. decides to run himself. Meanwhile, Malik runs up his parent's credit card.

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Episode 52

Guess Who Came to Breakfast

NR
Feb 17, 201230 min

The family meets Malik's new free-spirited girlfriend, Summer.

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Episode 53

House of Force Closure

NR
Feb 12, 201230 min

Calvin and Miranda's condo gets foreclosed on and they are forced out.

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Episode 54

If It Ain't Broke

NR
Feb 3, 201230 min

Ella is preparing to open a battered women's home in the church's unused classrooms, but it is shutdown.

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Episode 55

Neighborhood Crisis

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Mar 9, 201230 min

Malik and Summer volunteer at a crisis hotline. Curtis goes overboard with the neighborhood watch as he tries to catch a criminal.

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Episode 56

Down for the Count

NR
Mar 12, 201230 min

C.J. is offered perks as a city official. Miranda and Curtis bond.

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Episode 57

Stop, Drop, and Roll

NR
Apr 6, 201230 min

C.J. and Janine have a fight which carries over into the office. Malik takes a class on evolution and doesn't know if he believes in God.

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Episode 58

No Pass, No Play

NR
Apr 6, 201230 min

Malik tutors an athlete who can barely read. Curtis is overly canind with the newspapers and causes a PR scandal for C.J. and Janine.

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Episode 59

Payneful Injection

NR
May 18, 201230 min

Malik and his father bumps heads when Malik leads a protest against a man being put to death. C.J. lead the arson investigation that put the man away.

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Episode 60

Batter Up

NR
May 18, 201230 min

Miranda is hurt when she overhears Curtis and Ella talking bad about her. C.J.'s department enjoys the softball team until a horrible Janine wants to join.

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Episode 61

Payneful Matrimony

NR
May 25, 201230 min

Malik marries Summer. Calvin and Miranda have a hard time adjusting to living with Curtis and Ella.

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Episode 62

What You Know About Me

NR
May 25, 201230 min

C.J. and Janine have a party and don't invite Curtis and Ella. Malik and Summer argue over an obscure anniversary.

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Episode 63

Right Turn

NR
Jun 1, 201230 min

Curtis does community service at the Help Center. Miranda doesn't invite Janine to a concert.

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Episode 64

The Loan Ranger

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Jun 1, 201230 min

Malik finds out his friend is gay. Curtis loans Ella money.

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Episode 65

Payneful Divorce

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Jun 8, 201230 min

Malik and Summer have their marriage annulled. Miranda temps at the office when Janine needs an assistant.

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Episode 66

Up to the Challenge

NR
Jun 8, 201230 min

Malik takes caffeine pills irresponsibly and Curtis subs for Ella at a Help Center training program.

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Episode 67

House of Sabotage

NR
Jun 15, 201230 min

Janine and Miranda co-chair a Help Center event and all they do is fight. Malik doesn't want to stop wearing his wedding ring.

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Episode 68

Payneful Pop In

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Jun 15, 201230 min

Curtis and Ella keep popping in unannounced to C.J. and Janine's house. Jazmine is accused of cheating on an exam; she's covering for a friend.

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Episode 69

House of OMG

NR
Jun 22, 201230 min

C.J. takes action when technology takes over the family.

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Episode 70

Keep it Moving

NR
Jun 22, 201230 min

C.J. coaches Jazmine's soccer team.

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Episode 71

Bake, Rattle and Roll

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Jun 29, 201230 min

Calvin's behavior at work gets him suspended. Meanwhile, Jazmine wants Ella to teach her how to bake.

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Episode 72

Dodging Bullies

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Jun 29, 201230 min

Jazmine stands up to a cyber bully. Meanwhile, Miranda and Calvin have a pregnancy scare.

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Episode 73

Payneful Distance

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Jul 6, 201230 min

Calvin takes Miranda's money and goes to a strip club. C.J. give Janine a bad evaluation.

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Episode 74

Not in the Cards

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Jul 6, 201230 min

Floyd decides to host a night of fun and gambling at the Help Center, and Curtis gets quickly sucked in by the casino-like atmosphere and games. Jazmine lands herself in some serious trouble for talking during class time.

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Episode 75

All Work and No Play

NR
Jul 20, 201230 min

Calvin and Miranda anticipates the prospects of having their own place. Jazmine jobshadows the PR office with CJ and Janine.

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Episode 76

Amazing Matriarchs

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Jul 20, 201230 min

Ella receives news of the death of her mother Eunice.

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Episode 77

The First Dance

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Jul 27, 201230 min

Jazmine ask CJ to go to the school dance with a boy.

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Episode 78

The Invention of Trust

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Jul 27, 201230 min

Floyd's new invention causes friction between him and Curtis. Calvin questions Miranda about an unusual amount in her bank account.

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Episode 79

Payneful Realization

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Aug 3, 201230 min

Calvin and Miranda try to save their marriage before it becomes too late.

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Episode 80

Trial and Tribulation

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30 min

Calvin faces his attacker Travis Harris in court when the shooter's trial finally arrives.

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Episode 81

The Call Back

NR
30 min

Curtis must deal with resentment after he is called back to work. Floyd learns important details of his heritage.

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Episode 82

All's Well

NR
Aug 10, 201230 min

Calvin and CJ plan an anniversary celebration for Miranda and Janine. Miranda has to make a tough decision whether she stays with Calvin or not.